Where are they now?

No: 0060
Mike Turner

Who the hula hoop is Mike Turner?
Mike Turner, is that Etonian deep voice we listen to on Super One radio and Super One TV, moaning on about the Nationalist party and the European Union.

Are you saying that this right wing Brit is on the side of Dr Sant?
You bet, he has got this soft spot for Labour though his roots are firmly in sweet old England.

But has he not realised that he is a visitor here?
Well, Mr Turner has never quite had a taste of Maltese hospitality. He should have been here in good old Dom's days and attempted to drop a word about Maltese politics.

What do you mean by that?
Oh, Boy, Mintoff's boys would have taken him by the crotch, stuffed a Union Jack down his throat and sent him back home in a Desserta chocolate packing. In fact, ‘on yer bike' is a very appropriate phrase for Mike Turner.

Can you not exaggerate?
I am not, have you not heard about the foreign interference act? It still holds to this day, and has never been repealed.

But we digress… what else can you tell me about Mr Turner?
Well, Mr Turner has a soft spot for Mr Ghedafi and Noel Farrugia, the Mtahleb based politician.

What are Mr Turners' most famous words?
I Michael Turner son of Mr and Mrs Turner, subject of Queen Elizabeth II, bearer of ill omen declare that I suffer from Europhobia and Santomania.

What does Mr Turner's work permit at Super One say?
I do not know, I have not discovered it yet.

Who is Mr Turner's role model?
Koko, the parrot.