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Where are they now?
  
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0066 | J o e M i f s u d |
Appearance: Chunky and cuddly, teddy bear like
Why is he in the news this time? An investigation is underway
into the wild allegation that the Lockerbie bomb was planted by
the Vanatu Chess Players' Association.
OK, why Joe Mifsud this time? I love his humility. The
other day I heard him on Super One with that beach ball girl,
Eileen Montesin, who asked him, on Valentine's day, to say a sweet
word to his wife. Mr Mifsud answered: I do not believe in such
things, for me Valentine's Day is every day. How sweet!
How sweet indeed. Gimme me more
Well, you see in
the Labour party, Joe Mifsud is called Rasu kbira' (bighead).
But this has nothing to do with his character
Can you be a wee bit kinder? I'll try
Who exactly likes Joe Mifsud? Apart from himself, Mr Megrahi
and his family and the whole Libyan Berber population.
What can you find in Joe Mifsud that is not found elsewhere?
I cannot say, this is a personal matter.
What is Joe Mifsud's relationship with Alfred Sant? Next
question please.
What would Joe Mifsud do that none of us would do? Describe
the Libyan government as a pillar of freedom and democracy.
Why is Joe Mifsud not such a bad fella after all? Because
essentially he remains a beacon for those in need of a voice.
If Joe were on a sinking ship and had an extra lifejacket,
who would he throw it to? Alfred Sant, Muammer el-Ghedafi,
Tal-Captain Morgan or Mark Montebello?
Tal-Captain Morgan.
What are his weak-nesses? His cellulite.
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