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No: 0066 | J o e  M i f s u d |

Appearance: Chunky and cuddly, teddy bear like

Why is he in the news this time? An investigation is underway into the wild allegation that the Lockerbie bomb was planted by the Vanatu Chess Players' Association.

OK, why Joe Mifsud this time? I love his humility. The other day I heard him on Super One with that beach ball girl, Eileen Montesin, who asked him, on Valentine's day, to say a sweet word to his wife. Mr Mifsud answered: I do not believe in such things, for me Valentine's Day is every day. How sweet!

How sweet indeed. Gimme me more… Well, you see in the Labour party, Joe Mifsud is called ‘Rasu kbira' (bighead).
But this has nothing to do with his character…

Can you be a wee bit kinder? I'll try…

Who exactly likes Joe Mifsud? Apart from himself, Mr Megrahi and his family and the whole Libyan Berber population.

What can you find in Joe Mifsud that is not found elsewhere? I cannot say, this is a personal matter.

What is Joe Mifsud's relationship with Alfred Sant? Next question please.

What would Joe Mifsud do that none of us would do? Describe the Libyan government as a pillar of freedom and democracy.

Why is Joe Mifsud not such a bad fella after all? Because essentially he remains a beacon for those in need of a voice.

If Joe were on a sinking ship and had an extra lifejacket, who would he throw it to? Alfred Sant, Muammer el-Ghedafi, Tal-Captain Morgan or Mark Montebello?
Tal-Captain Morgan.

What are his weak-nesses? His cellulite.






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