Maltatoday asks… Where are they now?

No: 0068
Maltese mummies

Appearance:
Round, plump, jovial and loving.

Why are they in the news this time?
Couldn't think of a better subject and why not?

Best remembered for:
Banging on lead wash basins and screaming aloud that they have no water at home.

Favourite habitat:
Under a shed, at a bingo event.

Diet:
Fried chips, fried bacon, Heinz baked beans and fried egg.

Favourite Song:
“Hobbu id-doggy”

Favourite Saint:
St Anthony

Role model:
Doris Day

Typical illness:
Bulimia

Favourite magazine:
Gwida

Most common phrase:
Prosit tal-programm.

Most common prayer:
Our Father, please see that my son gets the promotion.

What Maltese mummies use for self defence:
Their voices.

Favourite product:
Dettol

Favourite colour:
Black

Favourite TV programme:
Undercover

Life expectancy:
76 plus