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Maltatoday
asks…
Where
are they now?
No:
0073
The warden
Appearance:
Brown oversized uniform as in 1934 Nuremburg.
Nickname:
Wirdien (Cockroach)
In reality: The gals are quite cute, usually petite, pretty and
rather sexy, the boys are usually
characterised by a bad bout of acne.
Basic tools:
Ear plugs
But why?
To avoid listening to expletives.
What does a short pretty warden say to a 7-foot gorilla:
“Tidghix, ikkalma, ibla
valium.”
Do not blaspheme, calm yourself and swallow some valium.
Why did the Maltese dread the rise of the
wardens:
We do not like to be told what to do.
Mention one positive things about the wardens:
They help the deficit.
Another one:
It keeps Reuben Sciberras's performance bonus on the high side.
Will the wardens feature in Dr Sant's electoral programme?
You bet, it will read something like this:
“Wardens will not be nasty to Labour voters, they will be courteous
and will only award tickets to people who drive alfa romeos and
golfs, two cars that are driven predominantly by Nationalists. And
the company that manages the wardens will be given to a Labourite
lackey and taken away from those Nationalist opportunists.”
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