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Maltatoday
asks…
Where are they now?
Miss
Maltas | No: 0076
Appearance:
Nothing like a dumb blonde
What do you mean?
I mean what I say. Miss Maltas are bright, astute, deep, all content,
no image, cultured, bi-lingual and forthcoming!
Do you have an example?
Yes, the one I will never forget is Ms Dalli, now a parliamentarian.
She truly proved the sceptics completely wrong.
Why is that?
Cos she has matured and turned out to be an amazing woman in all
senses.
What do you like most about the Miss World contest?
The bikini line-up of course.
What a MCP you are…
Why, what am I supposed to say...the intellectual banter with the
compere and toothpaste-ad smiles?
What impressed you most about the new Miss Malta?
Undoubtedly it was her participation in the Mnajdra protest, complete
with beauty contest sash, against the barbarians.
What barbarians?
According to Miss Malta, the barbarians ruined the foundations at
Mnajdra. Mnajdra she said, was built by Anglu Xuereb.
The project was left unfinished because no one wanted to pay up
and banks looked the other way.
What are Miss Malta’s qualifications?
She speaks classical Arabic, she has an A in further Maths, likes
creamy profiteroles, adores Enid Blyton and listens to Bach and
Boyzone and loves to drink diet Dr Pepper.
What are Miss Malta’s dreams?
To learn how to spell swashbuckler, and recite the National Anthem
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