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Ah, I can see summer’s well and truly here…
Of course, I like to keep abreast of things….

Typical, a bit of sun, and your hormones go wild
Absolutely. But the rise in testosterone levels is, unfortunately, futile thanks to those nasty signs on the beach.

What nasty signs?
The ones that say ‘no topless bathing on public beaches’. It’s very annoying to have to trek down to the five-star hotels and peek through the fences into the private lidos.

What a chore, I can imagine, you pervert. So a day in the sun at the beach is limited to frying up rather than eyeing up?
Almost. Well, not quite. So far, thank god, the authorities haven’t moved their attention to banning those g-string bikini bottoms. It seems two cheeks are not as offensive as two of anything else.

So there’s plenty of women bumming about on the beach then…
Ha ha ha, the puns are wearing thin. However, it must be said that…

Yes?
That in some cases, the ample flesh and cellulite would be better covered up. I can honestly say that some women have got too much cheek to wear those g-strings, quite literally…

A case of hanging out on the beach?
You could say that. What a shame the authorities don’t let us men folk decide what should and shouldn’t go in the swimwear stakes.

How would you decide, then?
I can’t reveal all my methods. But I can assure you that it would certainly give new meaning to the guide book phrase: Malta is renowned for its picturesque beaches…

 




Your letters


The neglected Cottonera Lines
From Stephen Ciantar
Editor, ‘Flimkien mal-Kunsill Lokali Bormla’

Your article 'Cottonera Lines: hidden and forgotten', made very interesting reading last Sunday.

I fully agree with your comments, in as much as this area, throughout the ages, has been given little importance by the authorities, for evidently, politicians by their nature are only interested in areas where political gain can be attained.

These ancient fortifications are bereft of any inhabitants and therefore have no vote-catching characteristics.

I find it rather pathetic that an institution such as the Planning Authority seems oblivious to the many illegal and controversial developments blighting these magnificent structures. This is an area that is so rich in cultural heritage that it is often referred to, in foreign publications, as the Jewel of the Mediterranean. However, in Malta, not many are conscious of this fact and it is only those that are professionally involved in our National Heritage that at times bring these realities to light.

On the other hand, Cospicua Local Council is very much aware of this sad situation and on several occasions has endeavoured, within its limited means, to take the initiative, together with other government and non-government institutions, to embark on maintenance projects.

The Council issues a bi-monthly magazine promoting the Cultural Heritage of Bormla and its surroundings. Its aim is to educate and, at the same time, offer interesting reading for the residents. Many are those who contribute, as Bormla, being a noble City with many centuries of history, boasts generations of individuals who have watched the locality undergo various changes.

In the January/February issue of the magazine, we published an article by Sunny Aquilina about the Gates of the Cottonera Fortifications. He concluded his article as follows:
"The other three gates in these lines of fortifications are those known as 'Ta' San Gakbu', 'Ta' San Aiwigi' and 'Tas-Salvatur'. The last two are in a miserable state and in urgent need of professional restoration.

We cannot disregard this heritage, as we will be losing it forever. In my opinion, the local councils have to speak out, insisting on the gates’ restoration, because they form part of our heritage which cannot be left to crumble. Public access to these gates is impossible due to rubble walls that surround them, that have been erected by individuals without the necessary permits. Most of them are hidden behind large trees, and one of them houses a big farm."

In a civilised nation these things should no longer be tolerated. With the necessary clean-up, restoration and proper access, these gates can be included as major tourist attractions. Moreover, they will be preserved and, thus, appreciated by the Maltese and particularly by the inhabitants of Cottonera'.


On chameleons and colours

From Sammy Vella, Mellieha
I refer to the column: Where are they now? - The Chameleon No. 0080, which appeared in MaltaToday (Sunday 27 May 2001).

Your columnist seems to have needed the comfort of drawing in third persons to buttress the insinuations and innuendoes he floated in his article.

Apparently, he felt authorised to bandy my name around without consulting me. Your chameleon was reluctant to attack his target frontally. Yet, while he avoided stating the name of the Labour politician referred to in this article, he felt no particular diffidence in dragging my name into the mud he chose to wallow in. Your columnist declared that I have some kind of proof that the targeted labour politician is a chameleon himself. Although the politician is not mentioned by name, it is clear that the person being targeted is Evarist Bartolo.

Your columnist might feel comfortable casting aspersions whilst hiding behind a convenient pseudonym. However, his decision to draw me into his argument is completely unethical and obnoxious. I have never felt the need to revert to any kind of godparent to speak or act in my name. I am quite capable of expressing myself on any topic that I feel needs addressing. I have never shied away from tackling sticky topics. On the contrary, however, many newspapers often feel that they should censure my contributions to take some of the sting out of my darts. Yet I always sign my letters and express my opinions without beating about the bush.

Had I some opinion to express regarding Evarist Bartolo’s political credentials, I would not have required or allowed anybody else to act as my proxy. Since your anonymous chameleon seems to have been referring to my experience as councillor and mayor on the Mellieha local council, I should like to take this opportunity to reiterate that I always contested the local elections as an Independent. Those who used to denigrate the Independent councillors, claiming that they were not independent at all, but only Labourite wolves in sheep’s clothing, (incidentally still far better than Nationalist sheep in wolves’ clothing!) often ended up believing their own fabrications. It seems that there are those who still feel or find it expedient to imply that I expected some kind of helping hand from the Labour party when I contested as an Independent. Only Nationalist party supporters assume this attitude. This is because there were, indeed, some Nationalist party henchmen planted amongst the Independent councillors, and these, naturally, expected and received assistance from the Nationalist party. I, however, always believed that as a local councillor and even more as mayor of Mellieha, I should eschew all forms of partisan leanings. As such, I never asked for, or ever received, any form of partisan support from the Labour party.

My failure to get re-elected on the Mellieha local council, in March 1999, seems to have been attributed, by some chameleons, to some campaign against me instigated by the Labour party. Actually, the number of votes I obtained reveals, at first glance, that it was not only the Labour voters that withheld their votes from me, but also the Nationalist ones. Yet they can all vouch for the fact that I performed my duties in a scrupulously non-partisan manner.

Should, however, the MaltaToday chameleon insist on coaxing pearls of proof out of my reluctant oyster, I would be very glad to accommodate his dubious whim. I will refrain from telling my stories about some government ministers who have crossed my path, since he obviously doesn’t want to hear a word about those, and confine my tale to titbits about Evarist Bartolo. For example, I would certainly award a much higher evaluation of his record as minister for education. Indeed, he would have easily bagged a maximum point award had he not insisted and persisted in treating his political opponents with kid gloves, even when they were obviously using their positions within his own ministry to sabotage his earnest endeavours.

Your chameleon should also be reminded that I worked with Evarist Bartolo for over five months at the ministry of education between April and September 1998. I was offered no lucrative position as persuasion, but I accepted the position so that I could contribute to his programme. I still believe that Maltese education will suffer from a dearth of imagination, creativity, and commitment because of Mr Bartolo’s untimely departure from the education ministry. I have tended to be most parsimonious with my praise of politicians so far. I usually prefer to criticise them since they are so adept at advertising their own merits on their own, with no assistance from anybody. However, I will concede a point to your chameleon this time. He is right. It was high time I came out with these titbits of proof. I do augur that your chameleon finds them appetising.

I have my doubts, however. I find it difficult to shake off the distinct impression that, notwithstanding the chameleon’s propensity for changing colour, he reserves his copious tongue for licking backsides of all the same colour.






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