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Oh, please not again?
Why not?

OK, go ahead
Well, I went to buy Playpen only to bump into Daphne.

Daphne?
Yes, I came across her with her mouth wide open …

Was it not eyes wide shut?
No, it was her mouth, and then she uttered those famous words … she has melons not breasts.

What did you say?
Well, I said, at least she has melons.

What do you mean?
I mean better a melon than no melon at all.

What are trying to do here?
Well, I am sick and tired of all these prima donnas trying to tell us that Playboy is better than Playpen. We should stand up for Maltese products and Playpen is a bona fide Maltese product.

Can you be more to the point?
Clarity is not my forte, but if you ask me what I would like to read when constipated, it surely won’t be Playpen.

You are so sick, you yukkie
I tell you who is yuck, yucckie, someone who has got the buttocks of a doe deer, looks like a lamp post, acts like Greta Garbo minus the eye brows and brandishes the nose of a Jewish Princess.

Stop it. Now tell me, what did you like in Playpen?
That all the girls appearing topless believe that Malta’s accession into the European Union will threaten their virginity.

Cut it out, this is much too much?
Why?

 

 




Your letters


Answer my questions please

From Julian Manduca, Coordinator FoE Malta

I must admit to be more than disappointed. A few weeks ago MT printed a front page article quoting a foreign expert on what kind of waste management was best for Malta. The 'expert' said that Malta needs an incinerator. When I replied and asked for the expert to be named and for some reasoning to back up the arguments, none were forthcoming.

I asked MT to explain, with reference to facts and figures, the reasons why Malta needs an incinerator.

In answer to my question MT replied that it believes that recycling is not possible in Malta and that it is not viable to export waste for recycling.

For once, MT try and answer these questions with reference to facts and figures. What makes you so sure that exporting waste for recycling is not a viable possibility? Have you investigated the possibilities?

Friends of the Earth (Malta), for one, have met a business person who is actively collecting waste – plastics of all kinds – for recycling abroad and both of them have told us that they have found markets for the waste. The person collecting plastics is having problems with where to store the waste in Malta, but has told us that finding buyers is no problem.

Even if the recycling of waste were not to be commercially viable this does not necessarily mean that incineration is the best alternative. If we are to speak about costs then the only exercise that is viable is this: compare the costs and advantages of incineration with the costs and advantages of recycling even if our waste is to be sold at a cheap price.

We are convinced that recycling will come out better than incineration. It would be necessary to consider all factors including: costs, employment, impact on waste reduction etc. As MT continues to point out, Malta's big problem today is contamination: Maghtab should have been closed down years ago. We have been saying this for years. But compare what our situation would be like as regards contamination with the two alternatives: incineration and recycling abroad.

Moviment ghall-Ambjent, Friends of the Earth (Malta) opposes incineration for the following reasons:

• It destroys valuable resources.

• It undermines recycling schemes by demanding long-term waste delivery. Because it takes 15-25 years for a waste management company to make a return on their capital investment, the contract between a local council and a waste management company requires the council to provide an agreed amount of waste for at least 25 years.

• It produces emission of particulates, heavy metals and dioxins, all of which are potentially dangerous to human health.

• It produces toxic ash which still has to be landfilled.

• It exacerbates climate change because when materials are burned, more fossil fuel energy is used to replace the products through mining, manufacturing, and transportation around the world. Energy from burning waste is not renewable.

• It offers very few jobs. The recycling industry however offers enormous potential for substantial job creation.

• It is a much more capital-intensive and costly approach than recycling.

• It creates more noise and traffic. Incinerators can also be regarded as eyesores.

• It will require a constant volume of waste, something that Malta might not be able to offer in view of our tourism industry.

Friends of the Earth (Malta) has always pushed for steps to start managing waste properly and the Malta government could have started years ago. It has always been the politicians and civil servants that have procrastinated. But, when we do make a choice we had better take the right one, because the long term impacts of a wrong decision could be with us for centuries. In the light of all the reports about air pollution, it would seem that recycling abroad is a much more sensible solution than incineration.


El dictator at Cottonera

Frank Theuma, Bormla

After seeing those photographs covering the opening of the Vittoriosa Casino di Venezia in the local papers, I could only think of one tiny chapter in the great book of world history namely, that of El Dictator Capitalista Fulgencio Batista of Cuba.

At the time, Havana was full of gambling casinos, a playground for the rich and famous, while the majority of Cubans were suffering poverty and hunger. The rest of the story involving Fidel Castro and the Revolution is well known by one and all.

The question remains: How will Malta's story unfold?


Dissociating ourselves

Aldo Bonello, KB (Real Estate) Ltd

We would like to disassociate ourselves with your front page article on 'Shameless Real Estate Agents Buying Property' to sell to clients.

We have never been involved in speculation and have never purchased any property to sell to clients – we are regular estate agents.

Over 35 years KB has earned a reputation for honesty and integrity and most of our clients have become our friends once they have sampled their first experience with us.


The camel and the tent

From Carmelo Micallef

Further to Mr Sultana’s contribution in Maltatoday (29/07/01) I am very surprised that Mr Sultana does not know the history of the Sudan, Egypt, Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, Bosnia-Kosovo, East Timor, The Philippines and Indonesia. My policy is "prevention is better than cure" and do not want Malta to become another war-torn Lebanon or Bosnia.

In my letter I would like to bring to the attention of the reader what kind of situation we shall be facing in 20 or 30 years’ time. Future Maltese generations must not live in an Ex-Yugoslavia style Malta.

I would like to use this story taken from ‘Arabian Nights’ to illustrate what could happen to Malta if we are not careful.

A Bedouin put up his tent for the night in the desert and went off to sleep.

Half an hour later his camel woke him up and asked if it could put its head in the tent because it was cold. The owner acceded to the camel’s request. Some time later the camel asked his owner if he could bring his hump in as it was cold. He accepted.

An hour later the camel told him that his feet were cold and that he wished to put them in the tent also. The camel’s owner accepted the camel’s third request.

This was the breaking point because the camel occupied the whole tent and its owner had to sleep outside his own tent!

I bet the camel was eternally grateful to his owner for being so tolerant.

 





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