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Anthony Borg Barthet


Name:
Osama

Surname:
Bin Laden

Appearance:
Unmistakable

Aim in life:
To play for Sliema Wanderers

Why was he left out:
They think Osama is a hamallu

Osama's favourite orator:
The Honourable.Joe Mizzi

Favourite locality:
Bingemma

Last seen:
At Peppino's in St Julian’s eating a Caesar's salad

Favourite night spot:
Gzira

Favourite bathing lido:
Tigne beach lido

What does he like about Malta:
The judicial system.

But why?
He finds magistrates and judges to be serious folk who understand the accused more than the plaintiff and who love to listen to the accused's lawyers.

Who would he prefer as lawyer if convicted of blasphemy?
Dr Bocca of course

But why can't he choose him:
The lawyer insists on offering his services for free.

Osama's favourite radio programme:
Manwel Cuschieri's tajjeb li tkun taf.

Disapproves:
Of Kurrenti on Net TV

Favourite TV show:
Xarabank's analytical and profound debate on sex

Favourite stockbrokers:
Cannot find anyone around the GLOBE.

 

 




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Who is responsible?

From: Philip M. Bonello, Paola

I read in the papers that the policeman saw the

Robbers approaching. He locked the glass doors of the Bank. But why, oh why, did he remain in line of sight?

Did he think that the glass doors were bullet proof?

SHOULD THEY HAVE BEEN BULLETPROOF? Should these doors shatter at a shotgun's blast? Is the bank (or anybody else) also responsible for the policeman's death?


Stop the golf course or the prejudice?

From Angelo Xuereb, Chairman, AX Holdings Ltd

MaltaToday’s Greenwatch columnist, David Pace, devoted his space to a thinly-disguised promotion of the Front Kontra l-Golf, in which he directed his readers to their website, where they may read such paeans to democracy and freedom of expression as ‘Stop the Golf Course’.

Front Kontra l-Golf is not known for its tolerance of the opinions of others, which is understandable as one of its primary movers is the organisation that calls itself Graffitti. Graffitti objects to golf in general, because it sees the sport as that of the privileged few and, in terms of Graffitti’s extreme leftwing views, nobody should be allowed any form of privilege at all. One wonders what Graffitti’s views are on the fact that 60% of the land in question is at present used for the cultivation of animal fodder, which is not consumed by any sort of human being, whether privileged or otherwise. Graffitti is quite happy to dominate the media with its ‘no to golf’ stance, while trying to deny us this same right to put our views across. To cite just a single example of this organisation’s antics, shortly before I appeared as a guest on Claudette Pace’s show, on Max TV, Graffitti circulated an e-mail message giving details of when the show was to be aired, the telephone number to call, and the exhortation to "keep those anti-golf phone calls coming in". The idea, of course, was to make it seem that the golf course project is opposed by a great swathe of the population, and not just by an assortment of Front Kontra l-Golf members in their various manifestations.

Mr Pace says that he will "lose out" if the golf course project comes to pass. He will be denied access to his usual country walks, he says, and the area will be closed to hikers and picnickers. In this, Mr Pace reveals himself to be one of those urban souls who feature in farmers’ nightmares, because they assume that fields are there to be trekked across or picnicked in. The golf course will be no more closed to picnickers and trekkers than are the fields at present.

He also claims, in the ‘opinion as a substitute for science’ fashion that has become the hallmark of the anti-golf lobby, that "there’s also some really good farmland at Tal-Virtu…it’s a type of land called saqwi in Maltese, and it’s not common." He’s right in saying "some", but he is completely wrong in suggesting that we propose using it for anything other than agriculture. Mr Pace may have subscribed to the notion that the land will feature relentless rolling green turf ("the replacement of traditional scenic beauty in the form of terracing with the drab uniformity of turf"). It will not. The existing topography will be unchanged, and the greens and fairways will feature only as ‘spots’. Rolling green is for those with plenty of water. It is not for us. As for the quality of the land, perhaps he would like the facts: 47% is Class 1 agricultural land, 18% is Class 2, and a full 35% is Class 3. I find his value judgements interesting, too. Terraced fields are "traditional", "beautiful" and "scenic", while green turf is "drab". At least he doesn’t make the gross error so often made by other so-called environmentalists: that of describing the existing topography as "natural". Fields and golf courses are both manmade impositions on the natural landscape, and one is not somehow environmentally ‘better’ than the other.

Mr Pace may also wish to note that there are not 150 farmers on the land, as he claims. There are seven tenant farmers who are registered as full-time, though the bulk of their land is elsewhere, and 83 tenant farmers who are registered as part-time. These part-timers earn their living in other sectors of the economy.

While Mr Pace sounds his prejudice against the proposed golf course being "closed off to the public" (it already is – by the farmers) so that "a few multi-millionaires can twang golf balls over grassy plains", one of the key movers in Front Kontra l-Golf writes in another Sunday newspaper that our wish to open this course to all will "undermine the exclusive character and uncluttered fairways and clubhouses which five-star golfers….will pay high sums for." Debating with these people reminds me of that biblical parable of a man and his donkey, who tried to please everybody and ended up pleasing no one.

Mr Pace writes that "golf courses in Mediterranean countries such as Greece and Portugal have developed serious environmental problems after less than 10 years due to the excessive use of pesticides to control the growth of weeds." His extrapolation is that, because we are also a Mediterranean country, we shall suffer from the same problems he claims these countries have. Perhaps he could call them and suggest that they consult the Marsa Golf Club for ideas on how to make their golf courses last for 50 years, or check how Tunisia does it.


The truth about Shark attacks

From Alex Buttigieg, San Gwann

In MaltaToday an article about sharks was published.

This article is full of errors and false statements.

First of all, the Great White Shark caught in Malta in 1987 (not 1986) was not the biggest shark caught world wide, and it was not seven metres long. After careful scientific research was carried out, over two years ago by a team of investigators, it was discovered that the Malta shark could not have been more then 5.3 metres long. When John Abela, (who claimed the 7 metre measurement) was faced with this proof, he admitted, "live" on BBC, that he could have been wrong.

Second: There are at least 17 recorded Fatal incidents involving sharks in the Med and not two.

The other thing is that the incident in Ancona, Italy in 1999 was not the Shark attacking a boat. The Shark came up and attacked another Shark that was caught and hanging on the side of the boat.

The other, is that there are over 450 {not 370} species of Sharks know to exist. Another observation is that Roberto Piaviali was attacked by a shark on 15 June 1983 (not 1989).

Finally though 20 species of sharks have been involved in Human incidents, There are only 3 sharks that are considered a real threat. The others are considered as a risk.

More information about sharks… and my research... can be viewed on my homepage http://www.sharkmans-world.com

 

 





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