M.M. had Magistrate Consuelo Herrera's packed courtroom in laughter when she explained that she told her neighbour that she was "happy to have someone to satisfy me [her]." (Ghandi lil min iserrahni).
The woman said that she said those words after her neighbour allegedly called her "dirty" and "sitting pretty" with a partner (pogguta).
The remark led the neighbour to file a police report who pressed charges for breach of public order.