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The Skinny Let’s face it: Floren played the Malta-Monopoly game and won like a true girlboss
The Skinny Keep the pink flamingos mural, but paint an adjoining flamingo graveyard mural...
The Skinny | No 82 – The Munxar Pink Flamingo-gate (or wall)
Let he who is without spliffs now finally be allowed to get stoned
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The Skinny | No 81 – Curing It All With Some Reefer Madness

The Skinny | No 81 – Curing It All With Some Reefer...

Just pave Malta into one large tunnel-road to Sicily, already...
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The Skinny | No 80 – The Unbearable Lightness of Ian Borg

The Skinny | No 80 – The Unbearable Lightness of Ian...

Who the hell drinks milk at the office, anyway?
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The Skinny | No 79 – Malta Misogyny and the Online Boomer Problem 

The Skinny | No 79 – Malta Misogyny and the Online...

Against all hope, let’s all hope that bars are declared the ONLY essential service in the land
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The Skinny • No 78 – Lockdown Anniversary Celebrations

The Skinny • No 78 – Lockdown Anniversary...

For balance, I propose a conference on National Disunity
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The Skinny • No 77 – The President’s National Unity Conference

The Skinny • No 77 – The President’s...

Could this whole affair have revealed Yorgen Fenech’s warm mushy heart by accident?
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The Skinny | No 76 – Rosianne Resigns

The Skinny | No 76 – Rosianne Resigns

In terms that kids can understand: it’s about cheese-hipsterdom

The Skinny | No 75 – No ġbejna, no cry

The Skinny | No 75 – No ġbejna, no cry

Infrastructure Malta could become what ‘Space Force’ was to Donald Trump

The Skinny • No 74 – Infrastructure Malta is ‘Space Force’

The Skinny • No 74 – Infrastructure Malta is...

Yet another self-hating bigot exploiting the right to self-expression

The Skinny • No. 73 – In Jerusalem, Apparently

The Skinny • No. 73 – In Jerusalem, Apparently

Applying cancel culture across the clergy would do wonders to nip abusers in the bud

The Skinny | No. 72 – Paedophile Priests

The Skinny | No. 72 – Paedophile Priests

Ħa Qalanqas... Ian Borg is moonlighting as experimental poet

The Skinny | No. 70 – Ian Borg Expands the Maltese Lexicon

The Skinny | No. 70 – Ian Borg Expands the Maltese...

Make Doris & Joel’s ‘one minute platter’ a one-ingredient Babybel-fest!

The Skinny • No. 69 – Doris Makes Our Day

The Skinny • No. 69 – Doris Makes Our Day

Vision of the future: Vaccine. Remote work. Maskless and drunk after pub crawl. Repeat

The Skinny • No. 68 – Death to 2020

The Skinny • No. 68 – Death to 2020

We got an actual vaccine trailer. Pity Michael Bay was in Malta only so many years ago

The Skinny | No. 67 – Vaccine: The Trailer

The Skinny | No. 67 – Vaccine: The Trailer

More Marxist brown asses, less ‘prosit ministru’s? Precisely

The Skinny • No. 66 – Mark Camilleri’s Brown Marxist Bottom

The Skinny • No. 66 – Mark Camilleri’s...

Just say you’re ‘Mintoffian’ when starting any negotiation or argument

The Skinny | No. 65 – The Zookeeper’s Lament

The Skinny | No. 65 – The Zookeeper’s Lament

So much absurdity-protein, it is hard to make a case for defamation on a cheap shot

The Skinny • No. 64 – Allo, Allo: No Libel Suit For You

The Skinny • No. 64 – Allo, Allo: No Libel...

We can still keep the roly-poly, right?

The Skinny • No. 63 –  Farewell, Silvio Parnis

The Skinny • No. 63 –  Farewell, Silvio...