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The Skinny It’s interesting how Malta’s bodybuilder PM is actually quite a queen at heart
The Skinny | No. 62 – The Great Robert-Roberta Impasse
The Skinny If the Baby Jesus is not appeased during this shameless spend-fest, His wrath will be catastrophic
If any institution can inspire the Maltese nation to do good, it’s Serkin. In a divided nation, the pastizz unites all
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The Skinny | No. 59 • Covid Shuts Down Serkin

The Skinny | No. 59 • Covid Shuts Down Serkin

EU passports ruckus: add dash of North vs South snobbery, and you’re golden
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The Skinny | No. 58 – Golden Passports Get Malta Wrist-Slapped by EU

The Skinny | No. 58 – Golden Passports Get Malta...

A response redolent of typical Muscat bluster and confidence won’t wash anymore
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The Skinny | No. 57 – Joseph Muscat Helps A Buddy Out

The Skinny | No. 57 – Joseph Muscat Helps A Buddy Out

Hunters getting zero pushback from government? Shocking and unexpected, isn’t it...
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The Skinny | No. 56 – The Hunter-Ranger Elite of Miżieb and L-Aħrax

The Skinny | No. 56 – The Hunter-Ranger Elite of...

Herrera should have traded the Maltese shark tooth for one of Queen Victoria’s molars
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The Skinny | No. 55 • Jose Herrera’s Misadventures in Historical Dental Recovery

The Skinny | No. 55 • Jose Herrera’s...

Schembri’s ultimate plight… could be illustrative of the ‘Taghna Lkoll/L-Aqwa Zmien’ narrative in a nutshell
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The Skinny | No. 54 • Keith Schembri’s Frozen Assets

The Skinny | No. 54 • Keith Schembri’s Frozen...

As long as Ian Borg’s okay with criticism, then my hours lost to idle commuting are not for naught

The Skinny | No. 53 • Wet Ass Road Structures

The Skinny | No. 53 • Wet Ass Road Structures

Surely Fearne kicks himself for not booking the long weekends before Abela

The Skinny | No. 52 • The PM’s weekend breaks

The Skinny | No. 52 • The PM’s weekend breaks

Back to school? Stop having kids. During a pandemic, it’s the decent thing to do

The Skinny | No. 51 • Back to School!

The Skinny | No. 51 • Back to School!

Being stoned by the same rocks they defaced seems to be the only punishment equal to the crime

The Skinny | No. 50 • Red Arrows on Rocks

The Skinny | No. 50 • Red Arrows on Rocks

What happens when we let the authorities – medical or otherwise – define what constitutes ‘proper’ food?
Scicluna’s compassion straw man card: ‘Yes, there was corruption, but think of the children’

The Skinny | No. 48 • Edward Scicluna Testifies

The Skinny | No. 48 • Edward Scicluna Testifies

It’s Charmaine, Season 2. And you’ll soon have fans clamouring for a Chris Fearne spin-off

The Skinny | No. 47 • Prof Charmaine Gauci: Season 2

The Skinny | No. 47 • Prof Charmaine Gauci: Season 2

‘The Pandemic Party Hub won’t start itself, ladies and gentlemen! Hop into the pool and never look back!’

The Skinny | No. 46 • The Great Pandemic-Party Spike

The Skinny | No. 46 • The Great Pandemic-Party Spike

Summer is when all lizard-men Illuminati crawl into homes in oddly incompetent murder attempts!

The Skinny | No. 45 • Melvin Theuma Conspiracy Theories

The Skinny | No. 45 • Melvin Theuma Conspiracy...

I’ve seen too many 90s B-movies to know that suspect documents are never lost

The Skinny | No. 44 • The One About the Missing Memorandum

The Skinny | No. 44 • The One About the Missing...

What if Renzo Piano had fitted ejector seats into his design for the new Parliament?

The Skinny | No. 43 | Adrian Delia Stays Put

The Skinny | No. 43 | Adrian Delia Stays Put

Boris is already a portly gentleman. What if he had is-Serkin within driving distance?

The Skinny | No. 42 • Boris Johnson: National Fat-Shamer Supreme

The Skinny | No. 42 • Boris Johnson: National...