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The Skinny Oranges instead of lemons? Shame! Whatever happened to 40K lumi?
The Skinny | No. 92 – Oranges Are Not The Only Electoral Ploy
The Skinny It’s so exhausting for Malta being the best and waiting for the world to realise
Epileptic hot pink is more insulting than any amount of flesh on display
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The Skinny | No 87 – The Hot Pink Cloak of Destiny

The Skinny | No 87 – The Hot Pink Cloak of Destiny

A gammon shortage will leave gammon-lovers hungry, but we are not all gammon-lovers, are we?
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The Skinny | No 86 – No Country for UK Tourists

The Skinny | No 86 – No Country for UK Tourists

Look to the Planning Authority for pure business IQ in action
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The Skinny | No 85 – Portrait of the Artist With No Business IQ

The Skinny | No 85 – Portrait of the Artist With No...

Those who don’t like the passport scheme should go back to their country. No, wait...
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The Skinny | No 84 – From Golden Passport to Golden Shower

The Skinny | No 84 – From Golden Passport to Golden...

Let’s face it: Floren played the Malta-Monopoly game and won like a true girlboss
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The Skinny | No 83 – The Floren Meme Machine

The Skinny | No 83 – The Floren Meme Machine

Keep the pink flamingos mural, but paint an adjoining flamingo graveyard mural...
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The Skinny | No 82 – The Munxar Pink Flamingo-gate (or wall)

The Skinny | No 82 – The Munxar Pink...

Let he who is without spliffs now finally be allowed to get stoned

The Skinny | No 81 – Curing It All With Some Reefer Madness

The Skinny | No 81 – Curing It All With Some Reefer...

Just pave Malta into one large tunnel-road to Sicily, already...

The Skinny | No 80 – The Unbearable Lightness of Ian Borg

The Skinny | No 80 – The Unbearable Lightness of Ian...

Who the hell drinks milk at the office, anyway?

The Skinny | No 79 – Malta Misogyny and the Online Boomer Problem 

The Skinny | No 79 – Malta Misogyny and the Online...

Against all hope, let’s all hope that bars are declared the ONLY essential service in the land

The Skinny • No 78 – Lockdown Anniversary Celebrations

The Skinny • No 78 – Lockdown Anniversary...

For balance, I propose a conference on National Disunity

The Skinny • No 77 – The President’s National Unity Conference

The Skinny • No 77 – The President’s...

Could this whole affair have revealed Yorgen Fenech’s warm mushy heart by accident?

The Skinny | No 76 – Rosianne Resigns

The Skinny | No 76 – Rosianne Resigns

In terms that kids can understand: it’s about cheese-hipsterdom

The Skinny | No 75 – No ġbejna, no cry

The Skinny | No 75 – No ġbejna, no cry

Infrastructure Malta could become what ‘Space Force’ was to Donald Trump

The Skinny • No 74 – Infrastructure Malta is ‘Space Force’

The Skinny • No 74 – Infrastructure Malta is...

Yet another self-hating bigot exploiting the right to self-expression

The Skinny • No. 73 – In Jerusalem, Apparently

The Skinny • No. 73 – In Jerusalem, Apparently

Applying cancel culture across the clergy would do wonders to nip abusers in the bud

The Skinny | No. 72 – Paedophile Priests

The Skinny | No. 72 – Paedophile Priests

Ħa Qalanqas... Ian Borg is moonlighting as experimental poet

The Skinny | No. 70 – Ian Borg Expands the Maltese Lexicon

The Skinny | No. 70 – Ian Borg Expands the Maltese...

Make Doris & Joel’s ‘one minute platter’ a one-ingredient Babybel-fest!

The Skinny • No. 69 – Doris Makes Our Day

The Skinny • No. 69 – Doris Makes Our Day