Election Playbook: On those staying silent and others running their mouths
In today's edition of the Election Playbook, politicians shy away from mentioning the Naxxar construction incident, Chris Bonett shows us what it means to miss the wood for the trees, and we enlighten you with the hidden gem that is Malta's political music scene
No photo-ops this time? The news of the evacuation of several families from their homes has dominated Friday’s news cycle. These families, who had to leave everything behind to sleep in a hotel while worrying that their homes could collapse, are not the first to go through such distress, and unfortunately, they won’t be the last. During all of this however, there was a noticeable silence from major parties. PN Leader Alex Borg had to be prompted by journalists before he could blame Labour for its record on construction. He later published a video on the issue after families were allowed to return home. And we saw no photos of Construction Reform Minister Jonathan Attard wearing a hard hat and BCA jacket on site as if he was going to prop up the collapsed foundation himself. Why are big party politicians so scared of speaking about this incident? Does it have anything to do with the fact that the development in question is tied to Anton “Il-Franċiż” Camilleri? At least it’s clear that during election campaigns, sucking up to your biggest donors is more important than reassuring people that you’ll work so they never have to evacuate their own homes.
Chris Bonett's clickbait: Transport Minister Chris Bonett has educated us on the meaning of “missing the wood for the trees" and opted to respond to criticism over his use of the power of incumbency through clickbait and putting words in people’s mouths. A bit of context: a Times of Malta article pointed out that during the election campaign, a disproportionate number of infrastructure works miraculously appeared in his district. Bonett then took aim at Andrew Azzopardi’s post (which has a total of two likes), saying that people are no longer ashamed of doing such things to boost their chances for re-election. Pretending to be a complete idiot who didn’t understand Azzopardi’s post, Bonett said that he isn’t ashamed of signing off on infrastructural works in the south of Malta and implied that Azzopardi would only like to see such works in the north. What a disgrace. The only reason you took aim at Azzopardi instead of addressing the real issue is because you know slamming him will get you support from Labourites who’ve been taught to hate him and other government critics. And before you write me off as a conspiracy theorist, let me remind you that I used to work at ONE News, where I got a good education in how to trigger such reactions from party supporters.
Bigger cars, better views in traffic: The Labour Party on Thursday promised a grant for families with three or more children to buy bigger cars. Because of course, you cannot facilitate a culture change to reduce dependency on private cars if big families cannot have bigger cars. Younger generations will obviously be more likely to use alternative methods of transport if they’re being driven around in SUVs and minivans all their lives. But don’t worry, concerned citizens. We’ll have a new mass transport system in place in 15 years' time that will solve all our traffic woes, if it ever gets off the ground. But you can’t blame Abela and his party for this stupid and short-sighted proposal. Someone has to think about wealthy car importers and their unending mission to turn the islands into a giant car park. They have needs too, I guess.
No more gatekeeping these gems: It is always a pleasure to receive content from readers and friends to include in this piece. Today I received this video of Alex Borg waving a PN flag and jumping on stage while a PL cover of Shakira’s Waka Waka plays in the background.
This reminded of Malta’s rich collection of political versions of popular songs. I don’t believe in gatekeeping works of art, so I present to you some of my favourite political songs. Up first is a cover of the Italian anti-fascist song “Bella Ciao” renamed “Grazzi Prim,” which features the amazing lyrics “Partiġġjani konna u nibqgħu” (We were and will remain partisan).
This PL cover of YMCA that I could only find playing in the background of the 2013 celebrations shown in this video. (Skip to 1:38 to witness this gem)
Turn your speakers up and prepare for goosebumps before you listen to this magnificent cover of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” featuring Adrian Delia.
Interestingly, this remix of the PN's anthem was released just a few days ago, adding to our musical archive.
But my favourite political party song is the PL’s track “Partnership” which was used during the party’s campaign in the EU referendum. My biggest regret is that I wasn’t born at the time this came out because it is an absolute banger. And the cherry on top is that it was posted on Youtube by none other than Alfred Sant in 2013. Thank you, Alfred for immortalising this masterpiece on the internet.
Election Talk with Karl Azzopardi: Today's guest on Election Talk is former president and deputy leader Daniel Micallef, who speaks about the party's campaign so far, how it differs from the PN's and what he thinks will convince people.
