



Look, 'self-healing' concrete implies a certain degree of intelligence
No. 217 - Celebrating Concrete
No. 217 - Celebrating Concrete

These brawling youths are nothing but the nemesis-spirit raging against Valletta's gentrification
No. 216 - Republic Street Irregulars
No. 216 - Republic Street Irregulars

If 'Seven Layer Necklace' isn't the title for our next Eurovision entry, we may as well just pack it all in for good
No. 215 - Weighty and Light
No. 215 - Weighty and Light

What's the best way to dress up as the 90s-era End of History for Halloween?
No. 214 - Hard to be Light
No. 214 - Hard to be Light

I want an interactive, augmented-reality chart detailing how every single Maltese MP reacted to EuroPride on social media
No. 210 - Missing Metsola Pride
No. 210 - Missing Metsola Pride

You shouldn't hoard them all for yourself, but really and truly there's no hard-and-fast rule that's stopping you
No. 209 - I Came In Like A Racketball
No. 209 - I Came In Like A Racketball

You shouldn't hoard them all for yourself, but really and truly there's no hard-and-fast rule that's stopping you
No. 209 - I Came In Like A Racketball
No. 209 - I Came In Like A Racketball

I'm fairly certain that the bottom end of my freezer contains stuff that should've been waste a long time ago
No. 207 - Suck on that Organic Ice Lolly
No. 207 - Suck on that Organic Ice Lolly

I don't understand. Isn't this guy Russel Crowe's PR agent in Malta? Why is he talking about securing my job?
No. 206 - They Can Take Our Freedom, But They'll Never Take Away Our Rebates
No. 206 - They Can Take Our Freedom, But They'll Never...

We all get so much more work done when the boss is on holiday, right?
No. 205 - Turn Around, Bernie
No. 205 - Turn Around, Bernie

Old school Twitter, with its strict character limit, would've solved plenty of problems here
No. 204 - Varistian Vaguebooking
No. 204 - Varistian Vaguebooking

Winds are largely superfluous in an island-ful of windbags
The Skinny - No. 203 - Winds of Wind
The Skinny - No. 203 - Winds of Wind


Who cares about a well-rounded human experience when you can be a zombied-out consumer?
No. 202 - Total System Collapse, Baby!
No. 202 - Total System Collapse, Baby!

Heat, like traffic and prime-ministerial U-turns, is just a perception. Trust me, bro
No. 201 - The Heat is On
No. 201 - The Heat is On

I'm tired of kids hogging all the attention. Let adults be adults
No. 200 - Do It For The Kids
No. 200 - Do It For The Kids

Love Island winners Allen and Chelsea calling it quits nary a week after the cameras stopped rolling at the villa
No. 199 - The Love Island Hangover
No. 199 - The Love Island Hangover

I paid an overdue parking ticket last week. Will the PM cut a ribbon for me too?
No. 198 - Celebrating Caqnu
No. 198 - Celebrating Caqnu

It's what we've come to expect from this particular government on any issue that inspires even a modicum of queasiness
The Skinny - No. 197 - Aborting Progress
The Skinny - No. 197 - Aborting Progress