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![You'll be sorry when satire REALLY spills out of the newspaper columns and into the real world...](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui/images/photos/1_sandra_gauci_copy.png)
![Did we really need to sacrifice the small on-board bag at that particular altar?](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui/images/photos/275608805_5499333210080996_7916424856326706094_n.jpeg)
![The Maltese festa joining the ranks of Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity by UNESCO](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/jum_il-festa_(572).jpg)
The Maltese festa joining the ranks of Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity by UNESCO
No. 221 - Intangible Feasts
No. 221 - Intangible Feasts
![Say what you will about Joseph Calleja, but I'd rather have him speak about intra-planetary issues than Elon Musk](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/screenshot_2023-12-04_at_09.46.31.png)
Say what you will about Joseph Calleja, but I'd rather have him speak about intra-planetary issues than Elon Musk
No. 220 - Extraterrestrial Tenor
No. 220 - Extraterrestrial Tenor
![Marinas are for sissies. True boat-owners park wherever, whenever they want](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/screenshot_2023-11-27_at_10.11.26.png)
Marinas are for sissies. True boat-owners park wherever, whenever they want
The Skinny | No. 219 - Pimp my superyacht
The Skinny | No. 219 - Pimp my superyacht
![Why uproot trees when you can just get rid of any number of monuments to local politicians?](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/jjb00174.jpeg)
Why uproot trees when you can just get rid of any number of monuments to local politicians?
No. 218 - Uprooting Disaster
No. 218 - Uprooting Disaster
![Look, 'self-healing' concrete implies a certain degree of intelligence](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/builders-in-construction-site-963856.jpg)
Look, 'self-healing' concrete implies a certain degree of intelligence
No. 217 - Celebrating Concrete
No. 217 - Celebrating Concrete
![These brawling youths are nothing but the nemesis-spirit raging against Valletta's gentrification](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/video_still_teens.png)
These brawling youths are nothing but the nemesis-spirit raging against Valletta's gentrification
No. 216 - Republic Street Irregulars
No. 216 - Republic Street Irregulars
![If 'Seven Layer Necklace' isn't the title for our next Eurovision entry, we may as well just pack it all in for good](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/2_michelle_muscat.jpg)
If 'Seven Layer Necklace' isn't the title for our next Eurovision entry, we may as well just pack it all in for good
No. 215 - Weighty and Light
No. 215 - Weighty and Light
![What's the best way to dress up as the 90s-era End of History for Halloween?](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/2_robert_abela_eu_council.jpg)
What's the best way to dress up as the 90s-era End of History for Halloween?
No. 214 - Hard to be Light
No. 214 - Hard to be Light
![I want an interactive, augmented-reality chart detailing how every single Maltese MP reacted to EuroPride on social media](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/3_roberta_metsola_1.jpg)
I want an interactive, augmented-reality chart detailing how every single Maltese MP reacted to EuroPride on social media
No. 210 - Missing Metsola Pride
No. 210 - Missing Metsola Pride
![You shouldn't hoard them all for yourself, but really and truly there's no hard-and-fast rule that's stopping you](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/silvio_grixti_labour_mp.jpg)
You shouldn't hoard them all for yourself, but really and truly there's no hard-and-fast rule that's stopping you
No. 209 - I Came In Like A Racketball
No. 209 - I Came In Like A Racketball
![You shouldn't hoard them all for yourself, but really and truly there's no hard-and-fast rule that's stopping you](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/silvio_grixti_labour_mp.jpg)
You shouldn't hoard them all for yourself, but really and truly there's no hard-and-fast rule that's stopping you
No. 209 - I Came In Like A Racketball
No. 209 - I Came In Like A Racketball
![I'm fairly certain that the bottom end of my freezer contains stuff that should've been waste a long time ago](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/richard_bilocca.jpeg)
I'm fairly certain that the bottom end of my freezer contains stuff that should've been waste a long time ago
No. 207 - Suck on that Organic Ice Lolly
No. 207 - Suck on that Organic Ice Lolly
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![I don't understand. Isn't this guy Russel Crowe's PR agent in Malta? Why is he talking about securing my job?](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/johann_grech.jpeg)
I don't understand. Isn't this guy Russel Crowe's PR agent in Malta? Why is he talking about securing my job?
No. 206 - They Can Take Our Freedom, But They'll Never Take Away Our Rebates
No. 206 - They Can Take Our Freedom, But They'll Never...
![We all get so much more work done when the boss is on holiday, right?](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/366939245_833158104873497_5129352762286428601_n.jpeg)
We all get so much more work done when the boss is on holiday, right?
No. 205 - Turn Around, Bernie
No. 205 - Turn Around, Bernie
![Old school Twitter, with its strict character limit, would've solved plenty of problems here](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/dsc07358.jpg)
Old school Twitter, with its strict character limit, would've solved plenty of problems here
No. 204 - Varistian Vaguebooking
No. 204 - Varistian Vaguebooking
![Winds are largely superfluous in an island-ful of windbags](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/whatsapp_image_2023-08-05_at_16.04.13.jpeg)
Winds are largely superfluous in an island-ful of windbags
The Skinny - No. 203 - Winds of Wind
The Skinny - No. 203 - Winds of Wind
![Who cares about a well-rounded human experience when you can be a zombied-out consumer?](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/1_skinny_copy.png)
Who cares about a well-rounded human experience when you can be a zombied-out consumer?
No. 202 - Total System Collapse, Baby!
No. 202 - Total System Collapse, Baby!
![Heat, like traffic and prime-ministerial U-turns, is just a perception. Trust me, bro](http://content.maltatoday.com.mt/ui_frontend/thumbnail/300/0/1_dsc05623.jpeg)
Heat, like traffic and prime-ministerial U-turns, is just a perception. Trust me, bro
No. 201 - The Heat is On
No. 201 - The Heat is On