Election Playbook: The PA saves the day

Manoel Island: The Planning Authority (PA) saved the Labour government from having to make more promises to save face during the election, as it postponed a decision on whether to regularise illegal padel courts on Manoel Island. It’s a shame that Sharlon Pace’s lawyer couldn’t be present at the PA on the day of the decision, as environmentalists were all eyes on the case. But I guess it’s good news for Robert Abela… too good in fact. In cases such as these, I like to think that this wasn’t a straightforward backroom deal that would ensure no unwanted attention on developers in exchange for a “reasonable fine” after the election. I like to think Pace’s lawyer was kidnapped in his sleep and placed in a maze-like hall of mirrors so he wouldn’t show up to the meeting. Or that he woke up ready for the meeting but was amazed to find all of his suits with holes cut in them after a top-secret mission by the secret service. Anything to take my mind off the incestuous relationship between developers and politicians.

Who needs peace when you can have a super bonus: Speaking of making the most of Malta’s construction woes, Momentum released a campaign ad hopping on the frustration one feels when they realise they’re living in a never-ending construction site. Their ad also makes use of the running theme in this election where parties offer you money or freebies, but instead of money, they offer 60,000 hours of serenity. Bad move, Momentum. Who needs peace and silence when I can vote for someone that can essentially give me a free holiday every year through a super bonus. You can’t put food on the table with peace of mind, and the economy certainly does not function on relaxing in your own home. A good try, but go for the wallet next time. That’s all that matters at the end of the day.