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I'm tired of kids hogging all the attention. Let adults be adults

I'm tired of kids hogging all the attention. Let adults be adults
No. 200 - Do It For The Kids
Love Island winners Allen and Chelsea calling it quits nary a week after the cameras stopped rolling at the villa

Love Island winners Allen and Chelsea calling it quits nary a week after the cameras stopped rolling at the villa
No. 199 - The Love Island Hangover
Surely Fearne kicks himself for not booking the long weekends before Abela

Surely Fearne kicks himself for not booking the long weekends before Abela

The Skinny | No. 52 • The PM’s weekend breaks

The Skinny | No. 52 • The PM’s weekend breaks

Back to school? Stop having kids. During a pandemic, it’s the decent thing to do

Back to school? Stop having kids. During a pandemic, it’s the decent thing to do

The Skinny | No. 51 • Back to School!

The Skinny | No. 51 • Back to School!

Being stoned by the same rocks they defaced seems to be the only punishment equal to the crime

Being stoned by the same rocks they defaced seems to be the only punishment equal to the crime

The Skinny | No. 50 • Red Arrows on Rocks

The Skinny | No. 50 • Red Arrows on Rocks

What happens when we let the authorities – medical or otherwise – define what constitutes ‘proper’ food?

What happens when we let the authorities – medical or otherwise – define what constitutes ‘proper’ food?

The Skinny: No. 49 • Crisps!

The Skinny: No. 49 • Crisps!

Scicluna’s compassion straw man card: ‘Yes, there was corruption, but think of the children’

Scicluna’s compassion straw man card: ‘Yes, there was corruption, but think of the children’

The Skinny | No. 48 • Edward Scicluna Testifies

The Skinny | No. 48 • Edward Scicluna Testifies

It’s Charmaine, Season 2. And you’ll soon have fans clamouring for a Chris Fearne spin-off

It’s Charmaine, Season 2. And you’ll soon have fans clamouring for a Chris Fearne spin-off

The Skinny | No. 47 • Prof Charmaine Gauci: Season 2

The Skinny | No. 47 • Prof Charmaine Gauci: Season 2

‘The Pandemic Party Hub won’t start itself, ladies and gentlemen! Hop into the pool and never look back!’

‘The Pandemic Party Hub won’t start itself, ladies and gentlemen! Hop into the pool and never look back!’

The Skinny | No. 46 • The Great Pandemic-Party Spike

The Skinny | No. 46 • The Great Pandemic-Party Spike

Summer is when all lizard-men Illuminati crawl into homes in oddly incompetent murder attempts!

Summer is when all lizard-men Illuminati crawl into homes in oddly incompetent murder attempts!

The Skinny | No. 45 • Melvin Theuma Conspiracy Theories

The Skinny | No. 45 • Melvin Theuma Conspiracy...

I’ve seen too many 90s B-movies to know that suspect documents are never lost

I’ve seen too many 90s B-movies to know that suspect documents are never lost

The Skinny | No. 44 • The One About the Missing Memorandum

The Skinny | No. 44 • The One About the Missing...

What if Renzo Piano had fitted ejector seats into his design for the new Parliament?

What if Renzo Piano had fitted ejector seats into his design for the new Parliament?

The Skinny | No. 43 | Adrian Delia Stays Put

The Skinny | No. 43 | Adrian Delia Stays Put

Boris is already a portly gentleman. What if he had is-Serkin within driving distance?

Boris is already a portly gentleman. What if he had is-Serkin within driving distance?

The Skinny | No. 42 • Boris Johnson: National Fat-Shamer Supreme

The Skinny | No. 42 • Boris Johnson: National...

We’re fast running out of scapegoats for Malta’s corruption cases. Now that’s what I call a crisis!

We’re fast running out of scapegoats for Malta’s corruption cases. Now that’s what I call a crisis!

The Skinny | No 41 • Konrad: Kicking and Screaming

The Skinny | No 41 • Konrad: Kicking and Screaming

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Say what you will about Joseph Calleja, but I'd rather have him speak about intra-planetary issues than Elon Musk

Marinas are for sissies. True boat-owners park wherever, whenever they want

Why uproot trees when you can just get rid of any number of monuments to local politicians?

Look, 'self-healing' concrete implies a certain degree of intelligence

Sure, placing migrants on pleasure boats owned by a now-disgraced former ambassador to Finland doesn’t send the right message

Sure, placing migrants on pleasure boats owned by a now-disgraced former ambassador to Finland doesn’t send the right message

The Skinny | No. 39 • The Captain Morgan Boat Migrant Fiasco

The Skinny | No. 39 • The Captain Morgan Boat Migrant...

No Charmaine, no danger. That’s the way I’ll be looking at the situation from now on

No Charmaine, no danger. That’s the way I’ll be looking at the situation from now on

The Skinny | No. 38 • The End of Profs Gauci’s Televised Health Updates

The Skinny | No. 38 • The End of Profs...

‘Let’s absolutely jam-pack the Granaries to Isle of MTV levels the next time 0 cases are reported!’

‘Let’s absolutely jam-pack the Granaries to Isle of MTV levels the next time 0 cases are reported!’

The Skinny • No. 37 | Floriana FC vs Social Distancing

The Skinny • No. 37 | Floriana FC vs Social Distancing

Would we be better off if Prof. Gauci did all of the talking? Oh gods, yes.

Would we be better off if Prof. Gauci did all of the talking? Oh gods, yes.

The Skinny • No. 36 | Robert Abela’s Interminable Speechifying

The Skinny • No. 36 | Robert Abela’s...

Will the proposed Gozo tunnel count as a tourism corridor? Asking for a friend

Will the proposed Gozo tunnel count as a tourism corridor? Asking for a friend

The Skinny • No. 35 | Post-COVID tourism corridors

The Skinny • No. 35 | Post-COVID tourism corridors

COVID-19 hit soon after Muscat stepped down from office. ‘Coincidence? I think not!’

COVID-19 hit soon after Muscat stepped down from office. ‘Coincidence? I think not!’

The Skinny • No. 34 | Joseph Muscat, COVID Economy Hero

The Skinny • No. 34 | Joseph Muscat, COVID Economy Hero

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